I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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