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I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.

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(239): View more from Florida

And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".

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(559): View more from California

I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"

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(309): View more from Illinois

I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before

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(845): View more from New York

i can't find my house

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we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

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i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.

(816): View more from Missouri

I'm there.

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(619): View more from California

My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.

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(850): View more from Florida

I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend

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She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.

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