Its about making memories worth repressing
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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