the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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