i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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