If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
wow bdsm is so cute
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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