I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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