Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Randomize
