Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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