four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
