Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
