Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
