Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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