I don't remember. Are we still dating?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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