it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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