I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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