How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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