You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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