Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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