So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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