So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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