I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She even gives head with a lisp.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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