Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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