If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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