David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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