I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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