Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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