I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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