Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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