Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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