Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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