HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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