Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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