3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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