tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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