Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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