do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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