some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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