we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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