wat bout pragnant strippers??
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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