I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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