Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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