Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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