That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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