Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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