my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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