You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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