why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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