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god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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