he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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