Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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